CREATORS: Like Really?

Impact of this title is quite obvious. The instant reaction which you may give after reading the title would be: “Is this guy talking about the Gods?” Well, No I’m not.

Though, I accept that the Gods are the ultimate creators of every single this thing existing and that ever existed in the universe. He/she is the one with ultimate authority to create anything and it’s they who decide how long will their creation will live on this planet and in which form except few scientists who are now focusing on hybrid species, i.e. Pomeranian mixed up with  Labrador; tiger mixed up with a cat or elephant mixed up with the rat.

So, coming back to the point, apart from God and few extraordinary scientists with extra-terrestrial mind, there is a group of people who creates and their creation never go away. They dwell among us in our intellect, in our essence and even Gods can’t take them aside from this planet. They are THE WRITERS.

The writers create characters which stays between us even if the writer is not among us anymore. We imagine about them, we sing around them and we live with them. They are with us, always. For God, it may be an easy job. May be with one wave of the hand they create and another wave, they destroy. But we, the writers, stay awake day and night, run through all the details and the nitty gritty to create one character. We have to make sure that people will fall in love with them and always keep them in their mind.

I can name few characters, which are constantly in the backrest of my head. Mr. and Mrs. Grey from Fifty shades of grey, Deb from Durjoy’s novels, Amir and Hassan from Kite runner, Shiva from Shiva trilogy , Amy from Gone girl and many more.

And I just hope Virat from The Forbidden Line (my creation) will also persist with the readers as long as they exist.

On the spur of the moment, it’s lightning and raining. A voice came from the sky.

God: So, you want to state that you are the ultimate creators. Is it so?

Shit! It’s The God.

Me: No, I mean…ahhhh.. I mean we can also create.

I answered with hesitation.

God: And my creation can be destroyed but yours can’t. You also claim that. Again, you are indirectly saying that you guys are masters.

Me: No, No, God, sir. It’s not like that, but our creations are fictional and you can’t destroy anything which practically never existed. So, moral of the story: Nobody can destroy what writer’s created.

Silence…

God: Well, you are my creation and I can destroy you. Hahahaha….. Now, beat that baby.

I choose to stay in silence and make a puppy face.

God is God…. Ufffff!!!!

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The drunken man's quest

This is a work of pure fiction and in case if this article hurts someone’s sentiment (which I’m sure, it will) then trust me, it’s completely unintentional and anyway I don’t know on which side you are.

This is only intended for light hearted comedy.

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8^th November 2015,

I was happy to be at my hometown after such a long time. I terribly missed my home, my family and more than that I missed my mom’s made food.  I must accept it was a great change, a change I badly needed after months of ruthless schedule. Oh! I just wish I could have extended my stay, but then my organization will not pay me to sit on my room’s maroon colored couch. This forced a pop-up window inside my mind with a message written in Bold: TRY WORK FROM HOME but before this idea could completely corrupt my mind, I realized my job pays me more. Matter over then and there.

This special day is really vivacious. Most of the masses are happy though there are likewise a good number of people, who are groaning.  Reason: Nitish Kumar is once again our CM. I knew this would happen and it’s not that I’m dancing but then I’ve no qualms about it. After all, you just cannot write off a person, who has given you, your present. A man who has picked you up from dirt and has made you a citizen of a state which is officially one of the fastest rising in India deserves one more chance.

So, the point was not election, it was: a vibrant day and making the day more wonderful is the climate. Winter is knocking at the doorway and the cool winds and the dancing trees are receiving it from their open heart.

I needed to digest the foods which were forced inside me and what’s better than a walk. I put on my shoes and went outside and cool wind welcomed me. Winters are definitely knocking at the door or as a hopeless Game of throne fan, I should better say, “Winter is coming” and even Jon snow would know this.

Fifteen minutes of walking led me to a dark isolated street. Apart from me I could see only two people. One looks like some poor worker class man and the other one is drunk. I opt to dismiss both of them, but suddenly the drunken man falls down. The worker class man and I rushed towards him to help in to stand and so we got along.

“Please be careful and watch your steps.” I said to the drunken man.

“Even this was also his fault.” He answered.

“Whose fault?” The worker asked.

“The same man who led us to our defeat against Mahagatbandhan.”

His statement clearly meant that he was a BJP worker.

“Who? Nitish Kumar? “ I inquired.

“No, no not him, I’m talking about that agent”

“Agent Vinod?” The worker inquired.

“No that Pakistani agaent.”

“Katrina from ek tha tiger?” The worker applied his mind again and I burst into laughter.

“No, you moron I’m talking about that Pakistani agent, Shahrukh Khan.” He said in irritation.

“You mean to say Shahrukh khan is behind your loss in elections?” I inquired in confusion.

“Ya, indeed he is. Pakistani agents like him are influencing local mass to stand against the Indian government. Some tola-rance thing. He is putting us in tola-rance. I don’t know what’s exactly that but it’s something wrong and against our nation. This has been confirmed by our MLA.”

“Tola-rance” The worker repeated in amazement.

I shook my head in disgust and said, “You mean tolerance and intolerance.”

“Ya ya, ya ya.”

“So you think he is the reason behind your loss I mean don’t you think that your party failed to fulfil the promises they made. I mean before coming to the central you promised us that Modi will give Bihar the status of Special state, it’s been a year now.”

Why in the earth I was even talking to that senseless drunken man and I felt like going.

“Modi and Amit Shah is a brand.”

“But who was your face for Bihar?”

Silence…

“We’ve given you Jan Dhan. Zero balance account for all low class people.” He stated with a proud grin on his face and then sneezed.

“Even I was told to open that zero balance account and I did it but what’s the benefit. I make 100 bucks daily. I buy food for my family, we eat and sleep. Where is The money to put it in our account? Nobody pays us that much.” The worker responded.

“Ok, you don’t have money, but you hold a bank account.”

“So?” The worker asked

He looked at the labour and I looked at him. The worker and drunken man looked at each other and then the drunken man looked at me and I was already looking at him.

Silence…

The worker looked at me and I looked back at him and we knew it’s time to go ahead with our work and we moved in our respective directions.

Silence….

I resumed my walk and I heard that drunken man shout something. He said, “Beef is turning people into sinners and they were not able to decide good and bad. We are good and they choose the bad ones.”

I just smiled and went ahead with my digest-the-food mission.

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My Mind Goes Over Creative

By Mayank

I don’t know this happens only with me or anybody else but whenever my exams are near my mind gets creative. Okay, I am a writer this means I am creative but what I mean to say is during exams my mind starts working overtime in creative field. This is how I look when I start my studies in a fresh mood, determined to study.

After 15-20 minutes, my mind starts generating all kind of creative ideas/ products like poems, quotes, fiction, etc. Then I am like this.

For your information I have written this article in my study time.

Soon my study gets sideline and I get busy writing things which are no where related to my studies. Just like this.

When I am done with my creative stuffs, then I try to concentrate on my studies again. This is how I end up when my studies are over.

I am not going to fix my picture here in this condition, never!

OK I don't look that horrible after my studies but somewhat like it.

In exam time I always enter the hall with excitement, thinking of the things I shall do after exams. And when exams are over I leave hall in confusion. Most of the time it’s really difficult for me to decide how my exams gone but doesn’t matter how my exams were, I always pass.

This is how I am when I see my results, when NO BODY IS NEAR ME.

This is how I am when I see my results, when I am WITH MY PARENTS

 Life is so tough, I am telling you. 

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GREATEST FRIEND REQUEST MESSAGES

                GREATEST FRIEND REQUEST MESSAGES

                                       :: BY DESPO BOYS

Adding girls on FB is a craze among despo boys and receiving random friend request and message is no new to any girl and these despo boys prefer English,in the process they brutally murder grammar and sense.I created a fake FB account(As a girl)which is "now deactivated" for my research and as expected received loads of request and messages.

Here are some craziest, funniest and weirdest messages. 

   

1.Do you/Will you friendship with me.

2.Hi.I Love you.Will you be my friend?

3.Sky is blue, my friendship will stick like glue.

  I live in rent, will you be my friend?

4.My hobby is to add good looking people so I am requesting

  you.Add me and proof you have same habit.

5.Add me if you can.

6.You may have so many friends but you cannot find anyone like me

  because I am me not other.

7.Hey our surname are same we can have more than friendship in 

  future. So want to try?

8.Add me and get honesty, love and commitment free.

9.Please add me its urgent.

10.I am feeling so happy and glad sending you friend 

   request.Please accept and make me happy person of the world.

11.My horoscope says I'll marry a girl with initial "S" and your 

   name starts with "S". Is it you? I am a b.tech student and

   very good in studies.

12.Add me and know your future because I can read forehead lines.

13.I am very funny and friendship person.Please accept.

14.I am friend forever.You glad to be my friend.

15.I know you will not believe but I have seen your face in my

   dream.Please accept my request.

by Mayank kashyap

 

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